February 9th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:06 am

15:11 Old man using the urinal next to me is reading a book. So I guess the one benefit of an enlarged prostate is enlarged knowledge. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 7th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:05 am

12:28 Madeleine Peyroux + Smokey and Miho while drinking massive cup of coffee. Rainy Saturdays bring out the uterus in me. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 6th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:04 am

13:09 There's a Dante's Inferno video game? Looking forward to the Wuthering Heights first-person shooter - tiny.cc/dante104 # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 5th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:07 am

14:20 LAX is the of Amy Winehouse of international airports. I feel like I'm in a Greyhound bus terminal. # 17:20 Best name ever. In Arabic, at least. tiny.cc/bestnameever # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 4th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:05 am

17:25 The gf comes back from Korea tmrw. Sadly this means I'll be eating healthy again, so what to eat for dinner? KFC? In n Out? Bowl of lard? # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 2nd, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:04 am

14:55 Need to figure out how to waste my time more effectively. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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February 1st, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:05 am

17:48 Pink just transformed into a human sprinkler inside Staples Center. Best Grammy peformance so far. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 29th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:01 am

02:21 Emotionally speaking, a lot of us never graduate high school. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 28th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:01 am

12:53 If your gf tries to talk you out of buying a black suit b/c "it looks like funeral clothes," ignore her. Have to rent damn tux yet again. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 26th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:04 am

17:52 It's the world's first movie shot entirely by chimps ... which means it's 100 times better than "Transformers 2." - bit.ly/7eWrPv # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 24th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:02 am

12:27 This week has given me a deeper appreciation for electricity, hot water & an undemolished car. # 05:29 The one drawback of walking your dog @ 5 AM is when he suddenly stops & growls at a dark, isolated house shrouded by dead trees. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 22nd, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:02 am

13:33 Working @ home b/c water heater's broken & I'm too big of a pussy to take an ice cold shower. # 05:01 Surreal Thursday = explosion -> blackout -> Big Island -> Patron -> limo -> Lion King -> chili cheese fries -> collision -> ER -> 5am bed # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 21st, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:01 am

14:07 For a number of reasons, I'm not happy with how the Halo spot turned out. So instead I'm posting a link to this video - bit.ly/19VJEN # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 20th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:02 am

13:14 We had a tornado warning here? Well as Samurai once said, "Kaze no yo ni hayaku!" (Only 3 friends will get this joke. 3 super cool friends.) # 17:20 There's another reason why it's called "crackberry" b/c mine's been cracked-out all afternoon. It's now blowing tricks for mo' rock money. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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January 18th, 2010

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:00 am

03:52 Love walking the dog in the rain. Unfortunately the dog doesn't concur. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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