November 26th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:01 am

10:59 Not surprisingly, my 1st night in Seoul ends with a skinned Muppet jacket, a girl wearing a WW I pilot helmet & goggles & fricking BekSeJu. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 24th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:09 am

01:27 Continued my tradition of not sleeping on my last night in Hong Kong, much to the chagrin of my vital organs. In 7 hrs, I fly to Seoul. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 23rd, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:06 am

21:30 Ate hairy crab, which had been described as tasting like a combo of uni & foie gras. Sorta true. Don't recommend eating them with gloves. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 21st, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:03 am

03:00 Went to Macau last night, slept 2 hrs, then watched Monica's friend race in the Grand Prix. Sadly he crashed in the 1st lap. Now I crash. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 19th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:04 am

21:13 Off on a Hong Kong/Seoul trip in a few hours. Looking forward to the peace & quiet that only hyper-urban Asian megapolises can provide. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 15th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:00 am

15:51 Stuck @ the office, so I had to follow the magnificent massacre online. But it still feels awesome. Go Stanford!!! # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 14th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:00 am

13:06 A week from today I'll be in Hong Kong. A week after that I'll be in Seoul. A week after that I'll be back on this black office chair. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 13th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:01 am

12:30 According to my scale, I consumed almost 5 lbs of BBQed meat & vodka last night, which means I shortened my lifespan by almost 5 years. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 10th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:02 am

15:50 I adore my nephews, but this Seattle wknd was a strong reminder to never impregnate anybody. Unclehood is way more painless than fatherhood. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 9th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:02 am

20:51 This is weird. My mom just informed me that she made moonshine from the blackberries in my sister's backyard & asked me to test it. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 7th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:05 am

00:30 Partying in Seattle with my one-month-old nephews. And by "party," I mean watching them fart and poo like grizzly bears. So damn proud. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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November 6th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 11:06 am

14:35 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. This week, life gave me herpes. Time to make herpes juice. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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October 19th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 10:07 am

18:27 Waitress @ Nanbankan just asked us, "Are you sure you can eat all that?" She looked genuinely concerned when we nodded yes. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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October 15th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 10:04 am

12:40 The Benny Hill-ifier adds the exalted Benny Hill soundtrack to any Youtube video, like this one: tinyurl.com/yh9hqyy # Posted via my Twitter account.

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October 10th, 2009

Subject: Tiny, Little Chunks Of My Existence. Time: 10:00 am

01:30 So according to the rabbi, I'm looking at the world through tired eyes. # Posted via my Twitter account.

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