caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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Iguazu Falls



If you took all of the world's waterfalls and dropped them into a single spot in the middle of a rainforest, you'd get Iguazu Falls. And no, I'm not wearing a Canada t-shirt to protect myself from the fact that everybody outside the U.S. thinks we're assholes. In fact, the Brazilians have a strong hatred for Canada on account of it being the birthplace of Celine Dion; and I was repeatedly pelted with batteries.


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Speaking of Celine Dion, here's my Titanic impression - or, by the looks of the photo, my Titanic erection ... Jesus Christ, what the hell was I thinking ...


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Speaking of extraordinarily gay, I'd never seen so many perfect rainbows in my life. Not all of them were perfect, however. The one in the lower left pic went beserk and attacked several tourists before park rangers shot it to death.


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Iguazu Falls is shared by both Brazil and Argentina. The Brazilian side's considered to be more panoramic, but it only takes a couple of hours to check out. The Argentine side, which is where this photo was taken, can take up to an entire day; and it gives you a closer, more intimate experience with the falls. I made love to this savage beauty for an hour before my penis drowned.


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Expecting another waterfall photo, weren'tcha? Being in the middle of the rainforest, I was hoping to see monkeys galore. But instead all I got were butterflies (millions of them), vultures, and these somewhat arrogant lizards. I didn't even get to see any coatis, the mongoose-like raccoon mascots of Iguazu Falls. But I did get to see Danish people.


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Taken from the Brazilian side.


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Taken from the Argentine side.


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The boy is clearly spellbound by my spectacularosity.


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My favorite part of the Iguazu Falls trip was the speedboat ride at the very beginning. Especially entertaining was when we went directly under several of the falls, as shown in the left photo. It helped wake my ass up, as I'd just pulled an all-nighter before flying over from Sao Paulo; but it drenched me to the bone with jungle water. To this day, I'm convinced there are microscopic river creatures still residing inside my urethra.



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