caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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Diet Caffeineguy.


From the reigning co-king of party pics, Merlin Bronques (The other being that Cobra Snake guy).


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This morning I stepped on the scale and discovered that I now weighed almost ten pounds less than I did a month ago. Funny thing is I've been shoveling the same amount of food into my belly, and it's not healthier, leafier food either. So how did I lose ten pounds? I can attribute my weight loss to two things:

Exercise: Primarily pushups, as well as situps and long-distance masturbating, 'cause I still can't motivate myself to sign up with a gym.

Vodka: Primarily Goose, although I've never been able to turn down a Patron shot, as that would be most ungracious.

I've been giving my body a steady dosage of both for 2006, and it's been working so far. I think I'll be content once I hit the upper 170's pounds-wise. Any lower than that and I'd be forced to give up one of the two components of my ingenious "Pushups and Grey Goose" diet.

Obviously I'd give up exercising.

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AND ONE MORE THING ...


"You taste these tears. Taste my sad, Michael."

- Gob


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Don't forget that tonight's four episodes of Arrested Development will be its very last ... unless it gets picked up by ABC or Showtime.


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