caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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Bangkong. Hong Kok.


I don't think there's a single square inch in Kowloon that doesn't have at least one human being on it. Hong Kong is so ridiculously dense that they make buildings out of people here. Loud-ass, Cantonese-screaming buildings.


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Bangkok. Like the song, I spent one night here. Hence, not that many photos - plus it was my third time in this city. I've got slightly better Bangkok pics here and here. Same thing with Hong Kong, which I'd already been to three times. As you might have guessed, my frequent visits are a result of my repeatedly trying to win underground death matches and avenge my paralyzed brother. But every time I come close to winning the championshop, Chong Li always gets me with the blinding powder.


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Kongers foolishly postponing their alcohol consumption to watch a World Cup match at Lan Kwai Fong. Unless the U.S. or Korea was playing, I didn't even bother to watch that sport. It's just as boring as baseball, but with more kicking and shorter pants. But everybody in Asia was surprisingly crazy about it, even if their country wasn't in the World Cup. As you can see on the right, even the sun came down to watch. After the game, it had one too many Jack & Cokes and disintegrated Malaysia.


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Hong Kong at 6 AM, as I was walking back to our hotel to start packing for my 9:30 AM flight.


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Hong Kong at 6:15 AM. For a brief explanation about this night, click here. Alex had gone back to our hotel at 2 AM, convinced that Hong Kong nightlife was pathetic and had nothing more to offer. Less than two days earlier, he'd wanted to live here. Anyway, I wanted to salvage my last night in Hong Kong and refused to go back to our hotel. Luckily I somehow ended up having a very entertaining evening and stayed up all night. So when I walked into our room and found Alex still asleep - well after the 6 o'clock wake-up call - I declared manly victory. Our hotel was this cheap, sleazy place in the strip joint district of Wan Chai. It's as if we never left Bangkok. They provided condoms in the bathroom, and blankets covered with either leopard spots or sex stains. We even had free porn ... which could explain why Alex went back to our hotel so early.


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Here we are in a Hong Kong McDonalds, which featured these two hideous monstrosities on their menu: McSARS and a Quarter Pounder of Mystery Entrails. The buns have moles for Chrissake. This is the type of shit aliens would be eating inside Mos Eisley.


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Alex, Dan and I at Valor. I guess I was supposed to be holding up three fingers. For those of you who are surprised to see a halo over Alex's head, it is a little-known fact that he is the patron saint of erectile dysfuncton - hence the purple halo, and flaccid penis.


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A male exotic underwear stand at Mongkok. This instantly explains why Hong Kong has a very low birth rate.


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A mall in Causeway Bay. I liked this place a lot. It had air conditioning.


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A mall again. In Mongkok again. I'm demonstrating the Heisman technique of throwing the FOB signs, while Alex is assuming a fighting stance of some sort. Nevertheless, it just doesn't get any gayer than this ...


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I was wrong. Damn you cheap Bangkok liquor.




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