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Subject:Slouchy Dog
Time:03:32 pm
Hurting a bit from yesterday’s guy’s night out. I think hangovers are God’s way of telling us to drink less alcohol, and snort more coke. And I’ve never heard of any crackheads getting hangovers. No sirree.

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Back in college, my buddies and I invented a word for each other. “Slouchy dog.” Just a more polite way of saying “You lazy fuck.” Come to think of it, we used that word a lot. Just one of the things about being a liberal arts major at Stanford, where you pretty much got a ‘B’ just for showing up for your finals. An ‘A’ was for using a #2 pencil. Heaven forbid if you used a #3 or #1 pencil though: because that would mean an ‘A-‘ and a heavy burden of shame on your family.

I’ve been a slouchy dog lately with working out. With the traveling, working and reality TV watching, I haven’t been to the gym in almost two months. Just the other weekend, while having dinner with the family, my mom and I had a conversation about this…

MOM: Eddie-yah.

ME: Yeah mom?

MOM: You haven’t been exercising have you?

ME: Why?

MOM: Because you fat.




So I finally went back to the gym Wednesday, although my girlfriend had to drag my slouchy dog ass over there. The first thing I did was weigh myself on the gym’s scale, and you know what? After all the kalbi, Chipotle burritos, medium rare porterhouse steaks, and yellowtail sushi, I only gained two pounds. My mom did have a point though, because looking in the mirror, those two pounds went straight to the parts of the body where it looks like I gained twenty pounds. Damn you, fat cells.

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Two of my favorite brain fart words happen to be Korean. The first one is the Korean word for butt-hole. It is, in my opinion, the second funniest sounding word you can find in any of the Earth’s languages.

The funniest sounding word is the Korean name for this tasty side dish…
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