One day I'll be a whithered old man, sitting there on my porch as the sun dies a slow red death, and I'll wonder, wonder why I spent almost two hundred bucks on opera tickets.
In all fairness "The Barber of Seville" was a good time. But as you can see in the above pic, I still didn't feel it measured up to the Looney Toons version.
Squiggy isn't human. Inside his torso you'll find a rubber tube where his esophagus should be, which then leads to a smooth metal container that specifically measures alcohol consumption. When the quantity of Johnny Walker Black inside the container hits a certain level, it activates a silent alarm that awakens a hamster. The hamster's sole job is to flip a switch. Squiggy's creator calls it the Switch of Unmitigated Crazy.
The guy is a one-man show. Debauchery with wobbly legs. But it still blows my mind sometimes how hard he can rage. If there was a party version of the Eco-Challenge, he'd win by a mile. Of course none of this has anything to do with the photo above.
After four years, I finally picked up a new pair of glasses. It's hard to find any that look halfway decent on me, but my vision's not bad enough for Lasik surgery. If you take into account the fact that I hate wearing contacts, it means I end up squinting a lot - which is pretty redundant for an Asian person, Ah-sooo...
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