I didn’t bring my camera out this past weekend. Haven’t been taking a lot of photos lately. But thanks to the wonders of the Digital Age, your friends can take your drunk pics and download them on Ofoto.com within hours…
This picture is completely unflattering … which is precisely why I posted it on the Internet. I don’t exactly remember posing for this photo, but it appears that I’m trying to cop a feel, which would’ve made sense if there was actually a breast there.
They say that behind every man is an evil woman trying to get his ass drunk. I’m not sure if she’s trying mesmerize him with her eyes or cleavage …
… but it worked.
(On a side note: Drinking Amstel Light will turn your penis into a black tequila bottle.)
Ohhh alright, one more unflattering picture of me, eating 3am wontons. I’m either in mid-hurl or making one of those “kissy” faces. Girls love doing “kissy” face photos, and they should because it looks good on them. Not so with guys with mouths filled with chewed wontons. If you look closely enough, I think you can see some cornea peeking through one of my semi-closed eyes.
GIRL: No, not kissy face. It’s “kissy” face.
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