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Subject:Life Is A Beach. (Perhaps My Worst Subject Line Ever.)
Time:11:30 am


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I was just reading xrysalis's most recent entry about a common source of anxiety among women. I know what you're thinking, but this one doesn't involve feminine itching or bears wielding daggers. The concern I’m talking about is thong-o-phobia, which is the scientific term for fear of wearing a bathing suit in public.

As a result, many of you have been slaving away in the gyms while feeding only on twigs and air molecules. When I think about all this needless suffering, a tear rolls down my eye as I point and laugh.

Well stress no more, my breast-laden friends. There is now a way to enjoy all the splendors of the beach without having to diet or work out.

Click here to stop worrying and start living!



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