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Subject:Sleep, My Pretty...
Time:12:26 am
Girlfriend's not over. I just spent most of the evening reading a fricking book. So now's the time I make myself go to bed at a decent hour.

See, the problem with me and sleep is that I only appreciate it in the morning, when I have to wake up. I could go on and on about this topic, but I really should head to bed, and Jerry Seinfeld did a great job of explaining it anyway:

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I never get enough sleep.

I stay up late at night, cause I'm Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late.

What about getting up after five hours sleep? "Oh that's Morning Guy's problem. That's not my problem, I'm Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want."

So you get up in the morning, you're exhausted, groggy. "Oooh I hate that Night Guy!"

See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There's nothing Morning Guy can do. The only thing Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy loses his job, and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.

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G'nite.


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Subject:Blackout Entries Warning.
Time:01:56 pm


New Yorkers without Internet access are crazy muthafuckas.

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hipstomp trapped inside a subway car.

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That power outage hit NYC, Toronto, and Jersey. The one thing they have in common is that they are homes to trillions of Livejournal people.

Don't know if the power's back on yet, but when it is, I'm pretty much expecting a surge of blackout entries.


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