"And that's why I finally opened one of those penile extension emails."
(Hopefully the guy doesn't find out about this and launch a Tomahawk cruise missile into my cornhole.)
On a serious note, these were two news headlines I came across Saturday morning:
“Two US Soldiers Killed In Iraq.”
“Gas Prices Skyrocket Across The Country.”
In terms of loving irony, history's the biggest hipster of them all.
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