This past weekend I celebrated labor - the labor of those hardworking distillers of Grey Goose in Cognac, France ... er I mean the labor of those hardworking importers of Grey Goose in New York, USA.
That up there's me and a buddy demonstrating differing titty-twister techniques. Me, I like to go for the gusto and seize the entire nation of Left Breast in one giant grab for power. Him, he focuses all of his energy on the nipple with a precision strike team consisting of Delta Force Thumb and Commando Index Finger.
The girl on the right is Lela, of Angry Little Asian Girl fame. She's also an actress and had several guest appearances on one of my favorite shows "Scrubs." Apparently they might pull her character Bonnie, Turk's angry little nemesis. So to help keep the three Asian-American actors on network television from shrinking down to two, please write an email to Scrubs@nbc.com telling them you want to see more of that funny Bonnie lass.
This was taken at White Lotus. What a colossal pain in the ass it was getting into the place. The dude we were with was a friend of the promoter, but so were the 800 other people dry humping each other trying to get to the door. And for what? So we could dry hump these same people once we got inside? The guys at our table shelled out $350 for a fricking bottle of Goose. $350 for a $30 bottle, this is capitalism on crack. As you can see from my expression in the photo, about $338 of it went into me as I tried to salvage my evening.
This was taken at Squiggy's house party with two of my female buds. There really is no comedic value in this photo, other than my hands making the "See? I'm not trying to cop a feel" fists. But my girlfriend has been complaining that I almost never post normal pics of myself, so I believe this fills my normal pic quota. Even in this one, I still have to show a little tongue.
This one was taken at Lotus with a friend who just moved back to LA from New York. Don't know why I'm holding her shoe, but it made for an interesting pic.
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