Hawaii was swell, though the waves were not. Only 2' at North Shore. But what do I care, I'm not a surfer, I just crush a lot.
Will update with a post and pics later, after I catch up on my sleep, sex and work - in that order (Was only gone for several days but somehow accumulated several months worth of office emails. Damn you, technology!)
But to briefly summarize, I did some kayaking, swimming, mopeding 'round Diamond Head, and Uzi shooting. Plus I came back Mexican. I tan pretty easily, I guess, but it's been a while since I've been this dark. A few more hours of Hawaiian sun and my ass would've been Wesley Snipes. That's right, "Blade 3: starring ... my ass."