December 16th, 2003

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Can't Be Helped. Photoshop Is Just Too Damn Fun.


Yesterday's entry was wrong. As it turned out, the guy whom I thought was Saddam, the hiding dictator, really was Trent, the Chinese lawyer. That picture above is Trent belching in my face at his birthday party at some Sunset club.



This is Trent and I at the 2002 New Years Party, singing "Auld Lang Syne" together.



Here's a photo I found from Trent's sophomore year at Dartmouth.



Born in Baltimore, Trent was orphaned as an infant. Due to the state's poor foster care system, he was accidentally assigned to a family of orioles.


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Sex As An Olympics Event.

From Nerve.com's POSITIONS section:


Are you fucking kidding me? If you've been able to pull this off successfully, you have a dick of steel. You are Superman. Batman and definitely Aquaman couldn't pull this shit off.



The people at Nerve really like rocking chairs, which is strange seeing as how many of these positions would kill the elderly. More likely these seem to be aimed at couples with really big rocking chairs, or Hobbits.



I've seen this move before. Not in a porn, but in an Ultimate Fighting Championship. The Brazilian Jiu Jitsu guy won.



Only circus performers can enjoy this one, and the woman would have to be the proud owner of the world's strongest vagina. It appears that she's wielding two fencing swords - which makes no sense, but neither does this position.



This position is the third leading cause of paralysis behind auto accidents and the previous sex position.



Now this is just tragic. It's like they went too far and ended up imploding into each other like a train collision. I have no idea what the hell is going here, but I think I can make out a tuba and a toaster oven.


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