ME: Oh Good God. DAD: What's the matter? ME: You're wearing lady glasses. DAD: Man and woman can wear same style of sunglasses. ME: Your lenses are pink. DAD: Light red. ME: With rhinestones forming a heart on the corner. DAD: That's okay. No one notice. ME: You look like Korean Liberace. People at the other tables probably think we're on a date. DAD: Really? This is woman sunglasses huh? ME: Let me get rid of these and buy you a pair of manly glasses. I never wanted you to be fashion-conscious, Dad, but at least try not to cross-dress your eyes. DAD: That's okay. I wear these only in the car for driving. ME: What, with your matching pink skirt and cowgirl boots? I'm throwing these away dammit.