So according to OkCupid.com, I enjoy striking gay poses in my baby blue thermal underwear while wearing lipstick and mascara. Although it does happen to be what I was wearing the night I met my girlfriend (She got "Window Shopper.") Even my category name is extraordinarily gay. This test blows. I'm taking it again to see if I can get something manlier, like the Axe-Wielding Barbarian.
And apparently my exact opposite is the Livejournal mascot.