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Subject:Deep Philosophical Question of the Day.
Time:11:32 am


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Based on the comments I got on my previous entry, let's say I were the devil and offered you women one of the two following choices:

A lifetime of free LV products?
(Not limited to just purses, but everything else those evil French bastards make, including luggage, shoes, keychains, dog jackets, etc. And this even includes Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Jimmy Choo or any other brand that dethrones LV as the king of insanely overpriced girl crap.)

OR

A lifetime of the perfect ass?
(This means you can have this ass without having to work out or eat healthy. Even when you get old, squishy, and saggy, your ass will stay perfect like Jesus. I'll even throw in the waist and thighs, as they're all part of the ass experience. For those loopholers, if you were to choose the LV option, you will never have even a remotely decent ass. If you currently have a marvelous ass, it will vanish like Russell Wong. And should you try to cheat via surgery, your ass will explode as soon as that lipo needle pokes your buttcheek. But should you consider using this magical ass to seduce a wealthy person into providing you with free LV, it's not going to happen, for I am the devil.)


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