When guys are truly bored out of their skulls, they'll start asking the nearest person how much money it'd take to get them to do something or - in most cases - someone. Unfortunately I am not above this. Below are two actual conversations I've had in the past:
ME: Would you have sex with a guy for $100,000?
MALE FRIEND: No way.
ME: You wouldn't be on the receiving end. You can be pitcher.
MALE FRIEND: Fuck no.
MALE FRIEND: C'mon, dude. That's ridiculous.
ME: Not even for a $1 million?
MALE FRIEND: I wouldn't do it for all the money in the world.
ME: Fair enough. How much for screwing a dog?
MALE FRIEND: Mmmmm, $10,000.
ME: Would you do a porn scene with a guy for $100,000?
FEMALE FRIEND: Absolutely not.
FEMALE FRIEND: NO!
ME: Alright, how 'bout a $1 million?
FEMALE FRIEND: Wellll, I might do it for a million ... but only with another girl.
ME: What? I mean, I'd salute you for that and all, but you're not even a lesbian.
FEMALE FRIEND: Just doesn't seem as gross.
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