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Subject:Dog. Woman.
Time:01:05 am
When guys are truly bored out of their skulls, they'll start asking the nearest person how much money it'd take to get them to do something or - in most cases - someone. Unfortunately I am not above this. Below are two actual conversations I've had in the past:


ME: Would you have sex with a guy for $100,000?

MALE FRIEND: No way.

ME: You wouldn't be on the receiving end. You can be pitcher.

MALE FRIEND: Fuck no.

ME: $500,000.

MALE FRIEND: C'mon, dude. That's ridiculous.

ME: Not even for a $1 million?

MALE FRIEND: I wouldn't do it for all the money in the world.

ME: Fair enough. How much for screwing a dog?

MALE FRIEND: Mmmmm, $10,000.


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ME: Would you do a porn scene with a guy for $100,000?

FEMALE FRIEND: Absolutely not.

ME: $500,000?

FEMALE FRIEND: NO!

ME: Alright, how 'bout a $1 million?

FEMALE FRIEND: Wellll, I might do it for a million ... but only with another girl.

ME: What? I mean, I'd salute you for that and all, but you're not even a lesbian.

FEMALE FRIEND: Just doesn't seem as gross.


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