That game was so disgusting in so many ways, I was at a loss for words. Luckily I found pictures:
This photo sums up tonight's game perfectly, doesn't it? Seriously, it's like a gangbang scene from "Oz." Walton is perfectly cast as the boyish fresh meat. Prince looks as if he's trying to be courteous and at least give him a reacharound. Meanwhile evil Rasheed won't have anything to do with this gentle lover crap and is giving poor Luke a savage nipple squeeze.
Shaq looks like one of those AT-AT's that got tripped up by a snowspeeder in "The Empire Strikes Back". Remember that? Wedge used his snowspeeder's harpoon to wrap cable around the AT-AT's legs. Shaq's making one of those slow-motion falling giant noises, like "Wuuuuaaaahhhrrrr."
Even with the Lakers down by 20 and about to set a franchise record for most pathetic playoff game ever, Derek didn't feel he was getting humiliated enough - so here we see him thrusting his testicles at Rip's bony leg.
Believe it or not, things were more dire to me when the Lakers were down 0-2 to the Spurs. Adjustments will be made. Shaq will figure out he's being covered by a guy who only comes up to his chin, and that's including the fro. Now that he's a one-legged man, Karl must revert back to his dirty tactics from his Utah days and take out Billups with a perfectly timed elbow. And while he doesn't have to be in court that day, what Kobe should do is fly in from Colorado right before the game on Sunday: He seems to have his best performances that way.
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