December 14th, 2004

punch

Iguazu Falls



If you took all of the world's waterfalls and dropped them into a single spot in the middle of a rainforest, you'd get Iguazu Falls. And no, I'm not wearing a Canada t-shirt to protect myself from the fact that everybody outside the U.S. thinks we're assholes. In fact, the Brazilians have a strong hatred for Canada on account of it being the birthplace of Celine Dion; and I was repeatedly pelted with batteries.


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Speaking of Celine Dion, here's my Titanic impression - or, by the looks of the photo, my Titanic erection ... Jesus Christ, what the hell was I thinking ...


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Speaking of extraordinarily gay, I'd never seen so many perfect rainbows in my life. Not all of them were perfect, however. The one in the lower left pic went beserk and attacked several tourists before park rangers shot it to death.


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Iguazu Falls is shared by both Brazil and Argentina. The Brazilian side's considered to be more panoramic, but it only takes a couple of hours to check out. The Argentine side, which is where this photo was taken, can take up to an entire day; and it gives you a closer, more intimate experience with the falls. I made love to this savage beauty for an hour before my penis drowned.


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