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Subject:Rock. Big.
Time:02:05 am


My boss lives in Topanga Canyon. It's a beautiful area in Malibu that's so secluded that it's only accessible by a single road, on account of it being a canyon and all. The photo up there was taken on that road. It's as if one of the mountains took a massive shit. She hasn't been able to get back to her home since Saturday.

How the hell do you get rid of a rock that's roughly the size of a two-story house? The only other time I saw a rock that big was in the opening credits of "Superfriends", when Superman picks up a similar-sized boulder to plug an erupting volcano. This is probably the largest non-cartoon rock I've ever seen.

So the lesson I learned from all this rain is never buy a house in a canyon. Stick to buttes and plateaus.


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Subject:You Too Can Be A Silicon Pimp.
Time:11:31 pm



Finally rented "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" last night. Aside from being annoying, part of the story reminded me of this insane article I read last month about a 24-hour call girl service in Japan where all the "employees" are silicon sex dolls.

Even for the birthplace of schoolgirl panty vending machines, this sounded too ridiculous to be for real. And good God, how disgusting is it to share the same plastic orifice with a hundred previous customers? But lo and behold, the service exists. You can check out their tantalizing rubber hookers here.


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