I guess black really does make you look slimmer.
You know, even at the peak of her bone-ability, I was never that into Britney. Her manly neck bothered me. That's not to say I didn't find her attractive - but I wasn't like some of my male friends who'd instantly masturbate at the mere mention of the lyrics to "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman." Of course it's because they're all pedophiles. Even then, if I were forced at gunpoint by aliens to have sex with an underaged female pop star, I'da picked Mandy Moore.