Wilmer Valderrama is proof that Jedis still exist. I can't find any other logical explanation for how a guy, who almost started crying on "Punk'd" when he thought his Escalade was getting smashed, has been able to bone the following:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
This is the equivalent of conquering Mount Everest five times with your penis. How does he do it? It could only be Jedi mind tricks.
WILMER: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
JESSICA ALBA: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
WILMER: You will ride my purple-headed stallion.
JESSICA ALBA: I will ride your purple-headed stallion.
I used to refer to the guy as this generation's Scott Baio; but Wilmer's well on his way to out-Baioing Baio. Wilmer, if you're reading this, please be my Yoda and teach me the ways of the Force.
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