A couple of nights ago, a group of us were grabbing drinks at the neighborhood bar, trying to top each other with who'd seen the most disturbing thing on the Internet.
It wasn't easy. In a way, surfing the Web is like surfing through the collective mind of mankind. And mankind is one seriously messed-up motherfucker. Unless you're a soldier in Iraq, a journalist in Sudan, a homicide detective, or a similar profession, there's a good chance that the sickest, most disgusting, most twisted and perverted thing you've ever seen was on your Internet browser.
In the end, Rog won hands down with a video clip he claimed he saw on - big surprise - ConsumptionJunction. I don't think I can fully describe it: Some of you are pretty sensitive, and your brains could end up resembling burn victims as a result. Let's just say it involves a man, a woman, severe food poisoning, a bucket, sex, and a piano.
I think this comes a close second.
Seems reasonably harmless ... until you find out what it is. George Lucas is going to hell.
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