So just a few hours ago, T, Geney, Rog and I were getting plowed at the neighborhood karaoke joint when this table of about 20 Japanese people next to us start singing the happy birthday song.
This was normal enough. What wasn't normal was the birthday boy - this blonde Japanese guy with an orange tan - started taking his shirt off. The table kept chanting, presumably in the hopes he'd take it all off. We couldn't figure out if this was a typical Japanese thing, but we shrugged and assumed he was wearing one of those loincloth thongs underneath. He unbuttoned his jeans, then hesitated, and next thing you know, the whole bar was chanting in an effort to convince this dude to give up the pants.
Suddenly he pointed to his buddy on stage, who had initiated the singing of the happy birthday song. Next thing you know, the buddy jumps on a chair and rips his t-shirt off. Then he unzips his pants and takes them off too. At this point I realize he is wearing colored man panties. Everybody's still pounding the tables and screaming in Japanese, trying to get this guy to take it to the next level; but I'm thinking this is not a good idea. He spins around and bends over and pulling his man panties into the crack of his Japanese ass, and the birthday group howls with laughter.
I turn around and I see Rog repeating his lines to our waitress from when he used to appear in a series of ramen commercials in Japan. The spots consisted of him and three other actors donned in Power Ranger-type costumes firing hunger beams at Japanese kids, filling them with a powerful urge to consume instant ramen.
An hour later I'm clicking my heels like a Leprechaun on a street corner to convince them I'm not drunk. But I most likely was.
Tagged by sardonicasshole
1. Total number of books owned:
200. Give or take 50 books.
2. The last book I bought:
Robin Baker - Sperm Wars
3. The last book I read:
Haruki Murakami - Norwegian Wood
4. Five books that mean a lot to me:
1. The Bible
2. War and Peace
3. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
4. The Grapes Of Wrath
5. The Social Animal
5. Tag five people out:
I'm pretty sure I'm the last person to have filled out this thing.
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