Mondo thanks to everybody for the NYC trip tips. Looking forward to sweating, imbibing and cursing profusely. Til I get back, entertain yourselves with some typical crazy shit that make the Internet great...
Me doing a very elaborate striptease in a Gap changing room.
Find hot, or most likely not, singles in your area with Google Maps.
The cutest fricking girl I've ever seen. Although given how severely malnourished the North Koreans are, she's probably 23.
Bush, years from now, when he ends up in Purgatory for offending God, who turns out to be a lesbian.
Google has changed its name to something far more sexy (Hint: It rhymes with "caffeineguy").
Time to pack.