For several reasons, I didn't write that many decent entries in 2005. I suppose I'm reaching that pivotal stage in life when my brain rapidly morphs into a pleasantly bland lunch salad. Fuck. But if I had to pick a few for future "What the hell was I like in '05" record-keeping purposes, these would probably be the most adequate...
A Large Penis Does Have Its Uses.
Why Men Can't Pee Properly.
When The Bra Cup Is Half-Empty.
A Food Entry.
A Long-Ass Entry About Fighting.
"24": Caffeineguy Version.
Ten Years Of Technicolor Yawns.