January 1st, 2006


Happy New Year.


For several reasons, I didn't write that many decent entries in 2005. I suppose I'm reaching that pivotal stage in life when my brain rapidly morphs into a pleasantly bland lunch salad. Fuck. But if I had to pick a few for future "What the hell was I like in '05" record-keeping purposes, these would probably be the most adequate...

A Large Penis Does Have Its Uses.

Why Men Can't Pee Properly.

Toy Story.

When The Bra Cup Is Half-Empty.

A Food Entry.

Brown Love.

A Long-Ass Entry About Fighting.

"24": Caffeineguy Version.

Ten Years Of Technicolor Yawns.

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