See that hairless man up there on the right? I haven't seen that guy in over a year. So it was a pleasant surprise to see him suddenly pop up in an episode of Lost last season. Then, while watching Lost tonight, I pointed to the TV.
"Hey, it's Tony again," I told my girlfriend. "They brought his bald ass back. How cool is that?"
"Oh yeah," she replied. "His Korean's really good ... But doesn't everybody have a bald ass?"
"Unfortunately no," I answered. "Billy Bob Thornton came this close to making me gouge out my own eyes during Monster's Ball. Not only did this utterly pollute Halle Berry's amazing hardcore scene; but the carpet of whispy grey hair on Billy Bob's buttocks made me realize that there couldn't possibly be a God. I wonder if Tony's going to be in another episode?"