April 19th, 2006


Spirit Of The Truth.


The greatest televangelist of all time? Yes. Using a phonebook as a Bible and carrying a poor man's pimp cane, it's as if Jesus himself is on the Web. And I can't even begin to describe the divine mystery that is this dude's hair. Some excerpts from his Gospel:

"Repeat after me, bitch! I come in the name of Jesus!"
"I trust in Heaven and I'm already there, muthafucka!"
"The Devil is a motherfucking liar, so you know I ain't worried, BIAAATCH!"
"The spirit of God is omnipotent and it'll work on yo ass and I can be far, far away."

Amen, brother.

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