GIRLFRIEND: Could ... could you turn around again?
FAKE FACE GUY: This is starting to get humiliating, Marlene.
GIRLFRIEND: Well, let's hear what the back of your head has to say about that.
FAKE FACE GUY: We're in the middle of Burger King for Chrissakes!
GIRLFRIEND: I could gaze into your hair eyes all day.
Was reading the list of the top 15 strangest coincidences and wondered what that Major Summerford guy did to really piss off electricity.
It's been a while since I've bought plane tickets this far in advance. But basically I'm cramming six cities and four countries into a 16-day period in June. Should be a very relaxing vacation.
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