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Subject:Haircut Face. Love And Hate. Coincidences.
Time:10:36 am

Imagine if this guy's fake face was better looking than his real face.

GIRLFRIEND: Could ... could you turn around again?
FAKE FACE GUY: This is starting to get humiliating, Marlene.
GIRLFRIEND: Well, let's hear what the back of your head has to say about that.
FAKE FACE GUY: We're in the middle of Burger King for Chrissakes!
GIRLFRIEND: I could gaze into your hair eyes all day.


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For the woman who loves herself but hates everybody else, a t-shirt. You can buy it here.


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Was reading the list of the top 15 strangest coincidences and wondered what that Major Summerford guy did to really piss off electricity.

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It's been a while since I've bought plane tickets this far in advance. But basically I'm cramming six cities and four countries into a 16-day period in June. Should be a very relaxing vacation.


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