April 26th, 2006


Winking Snacks. Food Poisoning.

No, you are not going crazy. This bag of crispy Japanese snacks is indeed winking at you. What can I say, the girlfriend digs junk food.


Food poisoning can be a cruel, cruel mistress. After getting food poisoning just three times in the past ten years, my anus has turned into a geyser twice in two months. Tour buses have pulled up and German tourists have had their pictures taken in front of my ass geyser.

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