June 26th, 2006

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Ho Chi Minh City. Cu Chi Tunnels. Chi Chi Rodriguez.


We're in Ho Chi Minh City! Praise Jesus!


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In the heart of the backpackers district, giant spiders weave their webs, waiting to trap and devour unsuspecting Che-Guevera-t-shirt-wearing Scandinavians.


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The prequel to Snakes in a Plane: Snakes in a Rice Wine Bottle. This is the only time you'll see Vietnamese rice wine sold in glass containers. Normally you'll see it in what appear to be re-used plastic water bottles, selling for 60 cents. Probably stirred in a cauldron by witches in a jungle somewhere. I tried some and it dissolved my gall bladder.


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After drinking a bottle of the snake wine, I began to hallucinate that I was fighting alongside the fashionably attired Viet Cong.


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