August 15th, 2006


What I Learned Today At Chipotle.


Maria Sharapova is fricking tall. And 90% of her height is perfectly tanned legs. The rest of her isn't as striking ... I take that back - her ass is spectacular as well. I even told her ass this using mental telepathy. Maria Sharapova's ass, you are spectacular! But I'm not sure it heard me.

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