August 16th, 2006

punch

Heat Vision and Jack.


If you’ve got 30 minutes to spare today, here’s a 1999 pilot called Heat Vision and Jack. It stars Jack Black who plays Jack Austin, an astronaut who was “exposed to inappropriate levels of solar energy” and transformed into the world’s smartest man. His wisecracking sidekick Heat Vision, a talking motorcycle, is voiced by Owen Wilson. They’re hunted down by NASA assassin Ron Silver, who plays himself.  With lines like “Call me master, you worthless monkey whore!” and “All monkey tramps, dance on Paragon’s lap!” it could’ve been TV gold.



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