Spock and Kirk fight their inner gaybeasts to NIN's Closer. Sadly, parts of this video remind me of the Toronto trip. I'm never fucking drinking again.
The funniest part about these live local news videos where someone gets unexpectedly hurt, like the classic grape stomping clip, is the reaction of the news anchors watching from the studio. Take, for instance, this cheerleading accident.
Of course, I'm required by God's law to end this entry with something from Japan. Based on the logic of this commercial, if she were blowing the kung fu master, she'd turn into a milkshake.