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Subject:These Guys Will Kick Your Ass. DMX Was Raped.
Time:05:33 pm


Some hilarious outtakes from martial arts auditions, including the infamous afro nunchucks guy.

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God bless DMX. You know what’s better than telling your wife that you got another woman pregnant because she raped you? Your wife actually believing that insane excuse. Publicly. DMX probably uses that rape excuse all the time now.
 
WIFE: Was that my sister blowing you backstage?
DMX: Your sister was raping my penis with her mouth.
 
WIFE: You forgot my birthday again!
DMX: My brain got raped by stupidity.
 
WIFE: The police said that you repeatedly stabbed a man to death.
DMX: That man raped my knife with his vital organs.




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