This is definitely real. While it somewhat startled me at first, I admire this pelican for thinking outside the box. He's an innovator.
Had drinks last Tuesday in Venice with a buddy who'd recently moved back to LA. The last time I'd seen him was at his going-away party about a little over a year ago. After I'd left the party, he told me that he was approached by a girl we both knew well. They'd been decent friends and would flirt around every once in a while; but that was that, as they were both in relationships. Fairly harmless stuff. But I guess his leaving town - and breaking up with his girlfriend in the process - combined with several rounds of Patron compelled her vagina to spring into action. She found him smoking outside the bar, exchanged a few seconds of small talk, and soon they were kissing intensely. Thirty minutes later, they were in his bedroom. Here's how he described it to me:
FRIEND: I fucked the shit out of her all night. It was fucking brilliant!
FRIEND: I said, I fucked the ...
ME: No no, not that part. Did you just describe intercourse as brilliant?
FRIEND: It ... was ... brilliant.
ME: I don't even know what that means, but it sounds filthy.