I don't know about you, but Scarlett Johansson doesn't do it for me. However in this photo she looks positively scrumptious. What's crazy is that this wasn't for Maxim or even GQ: it was for Allure, a women's magazine. In fact I don't think I've ever seen her this scantily clad in a men's periodical. But it's not that crazy if you've flipped through a women's magazine; because if you have, you'd know that women love to treat women as sex objects. Pigs.
Thanks to her new job, the girlfriend goes to bed three hours before me. Which means her alarm wakes my ass up three hours before my normal wakey time. I fall back asleep soon enough, but like a white guy trying to dance (At least this is what the black comedians tell me.) my body clock has lost its rhythm.
Damn you, commerce. Damn you to hell.