October 26th, 2006


These Glutes Were Made For Walking. Where Did All The LJers Go?

Carrying over the ass theme from yesterday's entry, here's a hypnotic clip of talented women rhythmically flexing their buttcheeks to Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walking." The instructor's bootaty is especially powerful. I'm convinced those mighty haunches could knock the Earth off its axis if she bounced them hard enough.


This blog doesn't get anywhere near the number of daily hits it once enjoyed. I'd say it's about 65% of its former glory. There are a number of reasons for this. Obviously, my blog's not quite what it used to be. And, of course, a lot of people simply got bored with writing or even reading blogs, and switched to MySpace. The ones who still blog left Livejournal and switched to other sites, such as Xanga.

Most of the people who left or switched from Livejournal were pretty dull anyway. If it weren't for memes, I don't think a lot of them would have had anything to put in their blogs. I do miss the crazy and depraved ones, though (Of course, thankfully some of them are still on LJ. You know who you are.). Whether they were out-of-control attention whores with delightful breasts, or spectacularly gifted at chronicalling their wanton self-destruction, these writers made Livejournal fun. By the looks of it, they're in Blogspot now. For instance, you've got Cory Kennedy, a 16-year-old party girl in LA who may or may not be fucking Vincent Gallo and is the poster child for why you don't raise your kids in a big city. And there's Morally Diminished, a weed-smoking white bloke in Bangkok who enjoys posting x-rated photos of the Thai chicks he schlongs.

If there are more out there, please let me know.

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