I know what you were thinking when you saw this photo. "Are they lining up for free pussy?" No, my friend, these people have been camping out for the $599 PS3, which officially launches this midnight. But if you've driven by a Best Buy, Circuit City, or Walmart this week, you've seen the block-long Geek Skid Rows of cold people, foldout chairs and tents. And after Friday morning, the only places you'll be able to buy a PS3 will probably be eBay and craiglist. For no less than a grand. There probably will also be a spike in the number of teenaged boys selling themselves for sex. Score!