Spent Christmas vacation in one of my favorite places on Earth, Oahu. The weather was incredibly perfect, considering LA was in the 40's the morning we flew out. But the traffic in Oahu was surprisingly LA-esque, thanks to holiday shoppers and all the damn tourists like myself. In honor of Jesus' birthday, I walked on water for this photo. I then turned water into wine, healed lepers, and slew an entire army of Vikings.
Waikiki. Can't get enough of this place with its live Hawaiian music and frosty tropical drinks. Even if it's packed with screaming kids and balding men with grey hairs growing on their shoulders in thick patches. I also enjoy observing Japanese tourists and their mixed reaction to the sun. They either fully embrace it, or they flee from it while covering their faces with shopping bags as if they were vampires. And I still can't get over the blond hookers being able to tell that I'm Korean and saying, in Korean, "Wanna fuck?"
Love North Shore's fruit stands, shrimp trucks, and serene beaches with their ass-pounding waves. And by ass-pounding, I mean the waves will actually try to rape your anus. Despite the butt-rapist waves, we spent most of our days here, because of all the craziness going on in Honolulu.
A hermit crab reads my palm and predicts that he will shit on my hand.
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