My girlfriend refused to believe me when I told her about this calf in India that devoured live chickens. So here's the video above.
She also refused to believe me when I said that not only was there was a toilet seat designed to give you an enema, it's even got what's possibly the most disgusting infomercial of all time (There's a scene which seems to imply that Chinese people don't know how to wipe their asses).
She didn't know why guys sometimes shivered at the end of their pee. The answer: Post-micturition convulsion syndrome.