The official length came out to 129 millimeters — the Guinness Book uses the Euro-centric metric system — or a little longer than five inches, demolishing the previous record of 115 millimeters.
That once-illustrious mark was held by Simon Mould, the pride of the United Kingdom.
Trouncing Mould at his own game was fun, but Williams told The Brooklyn Paper last week that jealousy was not why he got into the nipple-hair game.
“I am not attempting this record for the money,” he said before his quest. “It is enough for me to know that I can inspire an entire generation of young people, mostly boys, to grow long body hairs and achieve their own dreams.”
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