Da-vid Chase [dey-vid cheys]:
1. an American television writer, director and producer who gained mainstream recognition for creating the HBO series The Sopranos. Responsible for the most "WTF?" series ending in television history. I'm guessing he was up at 5 AM, after several weeks of trying to figure out an ending for the script, and finally muttered, "There's no way I can give this an ending that everybody will like. So I'm not going to give it an ending at all." Or maybe he just said, "You know what? I'm tired. I'm gonna stop writing and go to sleep, goddammit. If anybody asks why there's no ending, I'll just tell them to go eat my anus. I'm David fucking Chase."
1. to not give something an ending rather than risk fucking up and ruining the whole thing. I wish M Night Shyamalan had David Chased all of his post-Sixth Sense films. After Lady in the Water, I hope he David Chases his career.
2. to bail out of trying to end something and make it seem like it was done intentionally because you are smarter than everybody else. When the U.S. finally decides to end the Iraq "war," the government can claim that they are David Chasing their Iraq policy.
3. to not allow a man to ejaculate while engaging in sex. Right before you are about to come, the woman David Chases you over the head with a tire iron. Everything turns black and then after a few seconds, the credits start to roll.