May 13th, 2008


Patron Mishap.

As it turns out, Mark, who's responsible for such classics as "How To Neutralize A Cockblock", shot a new video at the Friday night party. Despite its title, it's not an instructional video but a cautionary tale. (In Heidi's defense, she did not mistake her eyeball for her mouth. The other girl "accidentally" knocked the cup and its venomous contents up to her face.)

Even without its blinding effects, I've been trying to avoid Patron lately. I've finally come to realize that maybe my stomach lining deserves better. So I've turned to someone less abusive: Don Julio.

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