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Subject:Mongolia Pics 2: Our First Day.
Time:12:07 am



The moment you fly into Mongolia, you pretty much figure out who's their all-time favorite guy. I'd imagine somewhere in Germany there's a Hasselhoff International Airport. And in Amsterdam, the airport's named after the person who invented animal porn.



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And if naming an airport after him wasn't a big enough hint, maybe constructing a giant Genghis Khan robot is. It's not yet complete, as they're still installing particle beam weapons into his eyes and cruise missiles inside the horse's mouth. But once it's ready, the Mongolians hope the Genghis Khandroid will lead them to a second era of global domination.



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I promise you that this won't be the only photo of Rog pissing in Mongolia. The man's bladder was perpetually loaded, and he turned the country into his personal urinal. I've never seen a human being pee so much. Monsoon clouds expel less liquid than Rog's penis.



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We were pretty stoked about spending our first night in a ger, which is a Mongolian yurt. Just as crocodiles haven't evolved much since the age of dinosaurs, gers haven't really changed since the days of Genghis Khan. And like crocodiles, gers never developed windows or a bathroom with modern plumbing.



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This is what a ger looks like on the inside, and, as my friends magnificently demonstrate, they're surprisingly spacious. In the middle of space was a wood-burning stove. For lighting, they gave us two candles. There was a separate building for toilets and showers. We had to tell them two hours in advance if we wanted to shower, so they could heat the water. I'm not sure if Rog ever bothered to use the toilets - not when there was so much land out there that had yet to experience the wrath of his bladder.



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