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Subject:A Saturday Of Balloons.
Time:01:02 am



Heading out to Singapore for the first time this Wednesday night, so I wondered if I should take it easy in the mean time. Because Lord knows how crazy those ten days in the Orient are going to be. Saturday was not easy. Paul invited me to a networking party that his friend was throwing in Beverly Hills. I'm horrible at networking and enjoy small talk as much as genital warts - so I went to the party.



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While at the networking party, I got a text from my friend who told me that the Sayonara Suzuki party was taking place that night. The party was first thrown five years ago for a Japanese guy named Suzuki, who was moving to Miami. And they've been throwing it every year since. My friend had gone last year and told me how epic it was, with guests ranging from Tarantino to cast members of Saturday Night Live. My fear was that I'd walk into a house filled with white people in yellow face and - like any angry Korean male - start a shooting rampage.



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I figured that as Asians, we were already in costume. But Paul managed to find a couple of sushi chef robes at his place. My friend on the right went home to fetch his old Taekwondo uniform but couldn’t find it. So he wore a white bathrobe instead.



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When I realized that all they had at the party was beer, sake, and Asian caricatures, I decided to head to a birthday party in downtown. A few weeks ago, Daniel had his girlfriend smack me in the balls when I wasn’t looking, much to my balls' chagrin. I think she felt bad about it, because that night she suddenly decided to avenge me and popped Daniel’s nuts. I was nearly moved to tears by this touching gesture. Daniel was sprouting tears as well.



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A friend was headed to what he called a “porno loft party.” But when he got there, he informed us that the porno people had left, so now it was just a loft party. Instead we went to About, which is the fanciest noraebang in Ktown - except it’s not in Ktown. It’s in the crime-infested MacArthur Park area (Based on the one time I served jury duty, it’s also a great source of cheap sex. According to the deaf Mexican hooker who was on trial, for $40 you can “suck, fuck, and up the butt.” But that trial was before 2000, so I’d adjust the price for inflation). Somebody must have thrown a birthday party in the room before we got there, because the ceiling was covered with dozens of balloons. This made us surprisingly giddy til 5 AM.



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