caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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Super Bowl Party.



Headed down to San Diego for our friends' Super Bowl bash. They'd been throwing this big party for a while now, with the exception being last year, when the wife gave birth to twins. They resumed the tradition this year, but there was something different ...


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Younglings galore! An entire legion of insanely adorable toddlers wobbling about in a surprisingly orderly fashion. The San Diego and Orange County people have been using the uterus like a semi-automatic weapon, shooting out babies left and right.


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Just a couple of nights earlier, I was emptying a bottle of Goose down my gullet. And now I was at a party that had one of those inflatable kiddie tents. I feel like the Hobbits at the end of "Return of the King," standing at the shore, watching Gandalf and the Elves sail off to wherever the hell they went to - Jamaica maybe. I have absolutely no desire to go to Jamaica, and I wonder if I ever will.



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