Before the wedding ring ... before the engagement ring ... there's the fornication ring. Get one for the missus here.
Jesus Christ. Tonight Cinespace was packed to the gills with hipsters. It was a Filter Magazine party, with performances by The Like, and Steve Aoki DJ-ed. It was the perfect hipster storm. All that was missing was that Cobra Snake guy - that is until he showed up. As I was not wearing a single reference to the Eighties, I stuck out like a sore thumb and slunk away in shame.