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Beijing Pics 2: Non-Jumping Pics.




This is me about to eat my first seahorse, just days after eating my first land horse in Mongolia. If Pegasus were around, I guess I'd have my chance to eat an air horse. Speaking of Pegasus, Roger's cunninglingulating a chicken skewer.



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One of our friends in Beijing hooked up with this Juicy lady he met at a club called Mix - but not before Heidi gave her sign of approval.



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One could argue that this is a jumping pic. But my take is that it's Art doing a Marmot Dive.



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This is what five simultaneous concussions looks like.



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The beef stew noodles at Bellagio are so good, that Rog forgets to cunninglingulate his food.



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Three years after my last visit, I went back to the 798 or Dashanzi Art District. Like everything in China, it's really changed. The art is now more retarded.



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This was taken inside Lan Club, which is this massive uber restaurant/lounge designed by Phillipe Starck. Art's doing his best impression of "Jacob's Ladder."



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The CCTV headquarters designed by Rem Koolhaas. Huge props to China for having the balls to build some of the most amazing structures in recent years. And you'd have to have even bigger balls to work on the overhanging part of this building.



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Titty-punching Ultraman.



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We were inside this very jazz cool bar that featured a live band. After a while, the singer got bored and danced with us for the rest of the night. Then she batted her giant eyelashes and flew away.



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In China, animals are forced to perform in nightclubs by dancing on stage for our amusement. An unsympathetic Heidi tests cosmetics on the rabbit's eyeballs.



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Here's the Olympic Stadium and a really impressive farmer's tan I picked up in Mongolia. I'll tell you about it later, but the Mongolian sun really barbequed me til I was darker than Wesley Snipes.



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One thing I really hate about eating poultry at Chinese restaurants is that they leave the head on the plate. What the hell is wrong with you people? But I'm happy to say I got over my phobia by eating the chicken head. As it turns out, tequila is more effective than hypnotherapy.



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Heidi and I recreate a scene from "The Wiz" and ease on down the road.



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Having experienced all the wonders that nighttime Beijing has to offer, Rog and I finally head back to the hotel and black out.



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