As you can see, my costume did get a lot of attention that evening. But it was the tiger who got all the ladies. It's pretty damn sad that a stuffed animal has more game than I do.
A single friend asked me if there were really that many hot females at the party, or if it was just the skimpy costumes playing tricks on his loins. My passing theory was that when it comes to Halloween outfits, guys try to be wacky and girls try to be fantasy. For this reason, women tend to look at least 17.394% hotter at costume parties than they normally do, which can be potentially misleading.
"The trick is to picture her without her costume on," I said.
"That would make her naked," he replied.
"Correct," I said. "And thanks to her see-through skirt and thong, it doesn't take much to picture that."
It wasn't just a costume party, it was also a buddy's surprise b-day. If you're wondering about the cake, he's a huge fan of Britney Spears. Afterward the birthday boy did some pretty disturbing things to the frosting Britney, the kind of things that are banned in several states.
If Rog was a nun, the Catholic church would probably hire assassins to take his ass out. Hmm, maybe a linguist can tell me if that's where the word assassin came from.